check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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