you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
There r osticjed everywhere
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
be right there i have to get my cape
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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