D3 body, D1 cock
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
