New invention idea: vibrating tampons
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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