none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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