what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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