dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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