no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Green mimosas i think yes
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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