Acid is not a monday night drug
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Randomize
