Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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