I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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