There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
well you can't waste a boner
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize