Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
