tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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