Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Randomize
