More tranny stories later!
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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