Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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