When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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