i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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