It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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