I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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