is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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