marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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