Fine. I'll sleep in my office
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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