i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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