North Korea, Best Korea!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
