Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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