Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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