You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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