I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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