I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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