you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Who put my cat in the fridge?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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