Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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