idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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