i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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