I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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