Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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