i think i have two assholes
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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