i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
