Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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