Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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