Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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