Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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