he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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