I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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