She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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