idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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