Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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