i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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