So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize