Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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