Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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