Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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