I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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