I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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