walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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